Why Control Freaks ?

Quality Control, n: Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.

On the other hand, the Linux philosophy is 'laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong one. 'Do it yourself'. That's it. -- Linus Torvalds

Or, to put it another way, if you see a long line of rats streaming off of a ship, the correct assumption is not: "Gosh, I bet that's a real nice boat now that those rats are gone." -- Mike Sphar

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Sugar makes the world go 'round.
Caffeine makes it spin faster.